Well another useless night of absolute dick licking sucktitude... except for the whole nakedness part.. okay okay I'll explain..
So anyway we had the cams out tonight right... and well let's just say we made asses of ourselves. literally. I pretty much mooned almost everyone that I saw. The idea was to do a pressed ham on the dairy queen window,. but due to legal restrictions.... NO DICE. But we did top the evening off with kidnapping MIke Burns. and me showing my ass to some hot drunken chlcks on the street which returned the good favor of screaming after the seeing the albinoness of my ass. Thanks Ladies..( maybe later I can ... put it in ya ) so .. what else did we accomplish tonight.... umm let's see. well besides the obvious nothing there wasn't too much.
Quotes of the night....
Lecky: People keep going invisble in front of me.. it's freaking me out.
Major: I dunno man, I'm gettin' some bad Ju Ju off this place ( creepy ass church)
Major: Hey.. I got 2 firecrackers..
Lates
.. oh by the way major just put sticky tac in my hair... not cool . .. he will die.
So anyway we had the cams out tonight right... and well let's just say we made asses of ourselves. literally. I pretty much mooned almost everyone that I saw. The idea was to do a pressed ham on the dairy queen window,. but due to legal restrictions.... NO DICE. But we did top the evening off with kidnapping MIke Burns. and me showing my ass to some hot drunken chlcks on the street which returned the good favor of screaming after the seeing the albinoness of my ass. Thanks Ladies..( maybe later I can ... put it in ya ) so .. what else did we accomplish tonight.... umm let's see. well besides the obvious nothing there wasn't too much.
Quotes of the night....
Lecky: People keep going invisble in front of me.. it's freaking me out.
Major: I dunno man, I'm gettin' some bad Ju Ju off this place ( creepy ass church)
Major: Hey.. I got 2 firecrackers..
Lates
.. oh by the way major just put sticky tac in my hair... not cool . .. he will die.
