20030308

Well another useless night of absolute dick licking sucktitude... except for the whole nakedness part.. okay okay I'll explain..

So anyway we had the cams out tonight right... and well let's just say we made asses of ourselves. literally. I pretty much mooned almost everyone that I saw. The idea was to do a pressed ham on the dairy queen window,. but due to legal restrictions.... NO DICE. But we did top the evening off with kidnapping MIke Burns. and me showing my ass to some hot drunken chlcks on the street which returned the good favor of screaming after the seeing the albinoness of my ass. Thanks Ladies..( maybe later I can ... put it in ya ) so .. what else did we accomplish tonight.... umm let's see. well besides the obvious nothing there wasn't too much.


Quotes of the night....

Lecky: People keep going invisble in front of me.. it's freaking me out.
Major: I dunno man, I'm gettin' some bad Ju Ju off this place ( creepy ass church)
Major: Hey.. I got 2 firecrackers..

Lates
.. oh by the way major just put sticky tac in my hair... not cool . .. he will die.

20030307

Hey guess what.... YOU"RE UGLY.

Anyway guess what, this site ( although excessivly boring ) has just got a new member, who is it? well that's the thing,, it's Bambrick�. what the fuck?... I mean first of all this site was like this whole like. " I"m sad cause I broke up with my girlfriend." But no one was reading it. plus it was pretty lame. anywho. I don't know if bambi will actually like " POST " here. but I mean if he doesn't then I'll just go back to poems and junk and then tell everyone he's a fairy YOU"RE IN A NO WAY OUT SITUATION BAMBRICK!!!. now let's get down to business. the news is this......

Through the past 17 years of my life I've learned 3 things. 1. I hate mustaches. ( minus Burt Reynolds ) 2. I hate people who wear leather jackets 3. Potroast is possibly the funniest human being known to unknown existance. and I guess I could also say that Tommy Carter will never come out of the closet and live the next 30 years in an alcoholic rage, obsessed with porn and women 2 times or half his age. well I'm spent

oh oh.. conversation has just struck..

Tommy : I just broke another one today ( porn tape )
Bambrick" Dude you've always been obsessed with porn.. since you were like 9 ( which is pretty bad considering he's 20 . that's half his life )
Tommy: not only am I an alchohic,and addicted to porn, I'm also a dick, once I find out the people want me I hate them"

and possibly the most creepy quote of the evening.

Tommy: I think I'm gonna join a dart league" ( what KIND of dart leaque Tommy??,)
and followed by Clint getting hit in the nuts with a pen rather unexpectedly.
Alright brand new template and brand new approach to whole fucking site.
....deal

20030302

It has come to my knowledge, that those whoe may read this../these emotions come to take it as nothing but a over zealously comprimised way to pertain to music, I assure you. it is not. everyone needs a vent. everyone feels. everyone cries and all that walk bleed. so if you wish take a glance and feel. or cry, or bleed if you must.......... Never forget to release.......................................Through the mangled never of the ever, the cold chill of my lips that quiver still lingers on , and as the soothing cool of my tears run between them, they trickle and laugh a smile before they hit ground and burst. The last words I ever spoke that reminded me of you was merely a false goodbye. The searing heat of my burning emotions make my body sweat, I unbearingly fall to me knees, as I am overcome by the memories that consume these emtions that burn my heart like a towering inferno of biblical preportions. it is as though the sun has fallen upon my back and forced me to carry along this road to recoverey that I have no choice but to walk amongst it's path for all time, leaving a trail of sadness with every pasing footstep, every inch walked is a lifetime of misery. an endless saga, an odyessy that only poets could describe. every tiny crevace of me aches the words that I long to speak to you. but the pain of them is too much. and as the lonliness settles in I take a breath and fill my lungs with you hold you in. and it a squelching whisper I realase you into the wind, hoping that someday you'll make your way back to me, just once more so I can breath and hold you in.